Does he look like a bitch?

My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.

Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?

And then I told Kony, "Fuck off bitch I aint joinin no Army"

STOP STARING AT MY CHEST YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Disney Naked Logic

A Bumpy Road: We could sure use one right now

Lara Soft the Fridge Raider

I like this job only marginally more than I like being homeless.

Hitler Myspace Photo

Acute Angle!

They told me I could be anything.... so I became a paintbrush